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FROM THAT FATEFUL NIGHT - (WHILE TRIPPING MY ASS OFF) MY BUDDY SHOWED ME YOU COULD CALL INFOMERCIALS AND COULD BE A COMPLETE IDIOT ON THE PHONE AND THE MUTHER FUCKER WOULD NEVER HANG UP - MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN THE SAME! AFTER MESSING AROUND WITH VARIOUS RADIO SHACK PHONE TAPING DEVICES AND COMPUTER CONFIGURATIONS...I FINALLY (DECEMBER 2001) WENT DOWN TO THE SPY SHOP AND BOUGHT MYSELF THE MACK DADDY PRANK CALLING MACHINE (279$) - THE SAME SHIT THE FBI USES - A UNIT THAT'S A LITTLE BIGGER THAN A LIGHTER AND HOLDS 16 HOURS OF DIGITAL AUDIO (FILLED IT UP IN LESS THAN 5 MONTHS). SINCE THEN IT HAS BEEN ON - EVERY NIGHT - AFTER RETURNING FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE TITTY BARS, THE LOCAL LOSER BAR, OR SOME PARTY - LIQUORED-UP GETS CRUNK!! SINCE IT HAS GONE ONLINE I'VE RECIEVED HIGH PRAISE FOR MY PRANK CALLING KUNG FU, SOME EVEN CROWNING ME "THE BEST OF ALL TIME". TAKE A SECOND AND LEAVE SOME FEEDBACK - TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SILLINESS. I STEADILY UPDATE THIS SITE WITH NEW CALLS AS I HAVE TIME, SO KEEP CHECKING BACK FOR MORE. |
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JANUARY, 15TH, 2003 ON THE HOWARD STERN RADIO SHOW - IN NEW YORK, DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES BECAME THE FIRST EVER RECIPIENTS OF THE ANNUAL HOWARD STERN AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN THE FIELD OF MUSIC. HOWARD EXPLAINED THAT A LOT OF TIMES THE PEOPLE WHO CREATE THE BEST MUSIC ARE NEVER REWARDED FOR IT, AND HE WANTED TO GIVE OUT AN AWARD FOR MAKING MUSIC THAT IS ORIGINAL, SPECIAL, AND DIFFERENT FROM THE "SAME OLE', SAME OLE'". SO HE FELT IT NECESSARY TO CREATE HIS OWN AWARD FOR BANDS THAT DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL. STERN MADE DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES WINNERS OF THE FIRST H.S.A. AWARD!
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NEW: THE OFFICIAL DICK DELICIOUS / LIQUORED UP MESSAGE BOARD - Leave you verbal droppings upon Liqoured-Up.com!!
10/15/2002
BIGTIME FUCKING NEWS THIS IS FUCKING HUGE!!
DICK DELICIOUS HAVE BEEN BOOKED TO APPEAR ON THE HOWARD STERN SHOW!!
The show is set to be taped on January 15th (give or take a few days). Needless to say, we are exited as fuck about this…maybe now, the 10 years and 4 months of hard work in the D.I.Y. / underground is FINALLY paying off. See you must understand – THIS IS BIG, REALLY BIG FOR US – A BAND LIKE DICK D COULD NOT FIND A BETTER FAN IN THE WORLD THE “THE KING OF ALL MEDIA”!!
11/02/2002 - DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES ARE FEATURED ON THE HOWARD STERN RADIO SHOW FOUR DIFFERENT TIMES THIS PAST WEEK AND NAMED #1 SONG IN THE COUNTRY BY HOWARD HIMSELF!!
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HERE FOR MORE INFO
ABOUT THIS AWESOME EVENT
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HERE TO HEAR THE CLIP FROM THE STERN SHOW (CLIP #1)
(10/28/2002)
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HERE FOR CLIP #2 (10/29/2002)
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HERE FOR CLIP #3 (10/30/2002)
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HERE FOR CLIP #4 (10/29/2002)
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YEAR Y2002 COMPLIANT SQUIRREL JERKY
TONY SOPRANO CALLS THE GIRLS GONE WILD
JOHN POPPER NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT
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KING TUTENKAMEN COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD
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HE'S ONLY 13 AND HE HAS HERPES
MASTURBATING FOR A BRIGHTER TOMORROW
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