YEAR Y2002 COMPLIANT SQUIRREL JERKY

SUMMARY: LIQUORED UP CALLS TO SEE IF WE CAN LEARN HOW TO SELL WILD HOG JERKY ONLINE, AND EVENTUALLY CONFESSES THAT IT IS REALLY BILL GATES.

DATE: FEBRUARY, 2002

TO WHO: THE INTERNET TREASURE CHEST

ALCOHOL LEVEL (1 TO 10): 3

NOTES: PROBABLY SOME OF MY BEST WORK!

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I HELPED FUND INT'L TERRORISM T-SHIRT

At 5:45 AM PST in Los Angeles Michael Sanchez lit up a freshly rolled fatty...at the same exact time (8:45 AM EST) in NYC a Plane hijacked by international terrorists hits the World Trade Center. Coincidence?